If They Could Talk

What makes you think I dumped the apples?

Fudgicle? I'm not sure what you are talking about.

She gave it to me.

I don't have anything in my mouth! Really, nothing here.

I'm just turning down the speakers.

Well why did you put a chair on the table if you don't want me to climb up?

I'll thank you not to sit on my lap with that in your diaper.

Chair? Sit in what chair? I'm comfy, thanks.

It is all in the accessories.

Quick, I need a tissue! (Oh, wait, she can talk.)